Sunday, June 30, 2013
Confidential Source: Capital One Losing Customers Over Alec Baldwin's Series Of Psychotic Behavior
A Confidential source reports that customers of Capital One are calling in and cancelling their accounts as Alec Baldwin continues to self-destruct in public.
Alec Baldwin apologized for his recent twitter attack which Andrew Sullivan calls a prosecutable crime. In the meantime, Alec Baldwin's wife Hilaria is baking another 'rude thoughtless pig' for the man who was beat out for father of the year by Bill Clinton.
In explaining his tweet of "Toxic Little Queen" to GLAAD, instead of coming clean, Baldwin, lies, saying "[T]he idea of me calling this guy a 'queen' and that being something that people thought is homophobic…a queen to me has a different meaning," he said. "It’s somebody who’s just above. It doesn’t have any necessarily sexual connotations. To me a queen... I know women that act queeny, I know men that are straight that act queeny, and I know gay men that act queeny. It doesn’t have to be a definite sexual connotation, or a homophobic connotation. "
Alec Baldwin apologized for his recent twitter attack which Andrew Sullivan calls a prosecutable crime. In the meantime, Alec Baldwin's wife Hilaria is baking another 'rude thoughtless pig' for the man who was beat out for father of the year by Bill Clinton.
According to his own definition, Alec Baldwin is a Toxic Little Queen.
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Vintage Smut: Filthy 17th-Century Sex Manual Surfaces On Google Books
To the department of historical smut, which informs us that this week, Google Books uploaded a singularly scandalous title—the 1680 translation of a French sex guide, titled in English The School of Venus, or The Ladies Delight, Reduced into Rules of Practice. Sounds pretty classy, right? Oh boy.
The book, which you may as well read in its entirety, takes the form of dialogues between a young maiden and her more experienced cousin. Alongside many pornographic diagrams to help you get the mechanics right, the two discuss heterosexuality in all its multifaceted glory. Among other things, they discuss why intercourse is better than getting fingerbanged.
A typical exchange: “But when the Prick is down, can a Wench make it stand again?” “Very easily,” comes the answer. “‘tis but gently rubbing it in her hand, if thou didst know the virtue of a Wenches hand, and how capable ‘tis of giving pleasure to a man, thou wouldest not wonder at it.” That clears that up! So go on, get reading. There’s much to learn within these pages, including strange idiom “Mans Yard.”
http://www.blackbookmag.com/filthy-17th-century-sex-manual-surfaces-on-google-books-1.63359?PQId=1.46682
Buy it on Amazon here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004BSH1N6
Read it free on Google books here: http://books.google.com/books/about/The_School_of_Venus_or_the_ladies_deligh.html?id=_9dNAAAAcAAJ
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